Date: 11th July 2017 at 9:52am
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If anyone is familiar with the talent that is Dave Gorman, you may like this parody. So let’s do a Dave Gorman Modern Life is Goodish poem with the comments from the Park Avenue game off the T and A website with some select snippets.

City lose OMG
if city had won OMG
this is our season.
It’s basic English old boy!

Did you actually watch the game by the way
Unfortunately I could not make the game today
I didn’t go I went to see Guiseley lose to Leeds
And looks like they put on a City shirt today.

Stuart said it had come a week early.
McCall will be gone by October.
Talk about naive.

Sorry and slag me off for being negative
Do it Pal!
in a proper game with a full defence before making assumptions
A lot to work on

The scare mongers are gonna come out
The idiots are on day release from the asylum again.
god knows how you live at home
Nothing to worry about at all, though hopefully it’s a good omen

SM joked, Kenny Black was managing
starts waving his arms at the defence
exercise you prawn
We need to get Rosler in quick.

The lack of city goals is another concern
work to be done and quick
with the amount of flapping
we’ve continued with our strategy

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